How's Ernie - Fred Eaglesmith (G)

Boom chica rhythm D D U D D U

[Verse]
     G                             C               G
Well I don't miss her anymore, the way that I used to.
      G                                 D
Was a time when my heart was broke, but somehow I got through.
           G                             C                    G
Still, her father became my best friend, that's one thing for sure.
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Funny how I miss him, a lot more than her.
 
                [Chorus]
                    Em           C                   G
                "How's Ernie?", hey that's what I would say,
                    G                       D
                If I wrote her a letter or I called her up one day.
                    Em                  C             G
                "How's Ernie?" You know it ended up real bad.
                    G                                  D                G
                But I don't miss her anymore, though I sure do miss her dad.
 
[Verse]
     G                                C                  G
He was kind of deaf in one ear, so I'd kind of have to shout.
      G                     D
We'd talk guns and horses 'til the lights went out.
       G                                  C             G
Why, we'd stay up 'til midnight, drinking whisky and water,
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And he'd pretend not to know I was sleeping with his daughter.
 
[Chorus]

    G                       C            G
But I was young and foolish. How was I to know
         G                                D
Hey, the price I'd for my mistakes was to up and watch her go?
    G                                          C                G
And I don't mind that she went and done what I guess she had to do.
    G                                  D               G
No, I don't mind, but I wonder why she had to take him too!
 
[Chorus]

[OUTRO]
    G                                  D                G
But I don't miss her anymore, though I sure do miss her dad.