[VERSE 1]
G
I got kicked off of Noah's Ark
[C G]
I told the chief one kind remark
G D7
There was two of everything and one of me
G
And when the rains came tumblin down
[C G]
I held my breath and I stood my ground
[G D7] [C G]
And I watch that ship go sailing out to sea
[CHORUS]
C
Take it back, take it back
G
Oh no you can't say that
G D7
All of my friends are not dead or in jail
G
Through rock and through stone
[C G]
The black wind still moans
[G D7] [C G]
Sweet revenge, sweet revenge without fail
[VERSE 2]
G
I caught an aisle seat on a plane
[C G]
Drove an English teacher half insane
G D7
Makin' up jokes about bicycle spokes and red balloons
G
So I called up my local deejay
[C G]
And he didn't have a lot to say
[G D7] [C G!]
But the radio has learned all of my favorite tunes
[CHORUS]
[VERSE 3]
G
The white meat is on the run
[C G]
And the dark meat is far too done
[G D7]
And the milkman left me a note yesterday
G
Get out of this town by noon
[C G]
You're comin' home way to soon
[G D7] [C G]
And besides that we never liked you anyway
[CHORUS]
[OUTRO]
[G! D7!] [C! G!]
Sweet revenge, sweet revenge will prevail without fail
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